Now we celebrate Margarets’ life One with happiness but also some strife
Mum, Sister, Grandma, ‘pending’ great Gran… 1930 Gloucester where it all began Neighbour, Colleague, Best ever friend, The legend that is Margaret, will never end
It’s just changed course, a different path But should always make us smile & laugh
Papa’s Fish n Chips, her weekly joy A cheeky ‘flirt’ with a handsome boy! Copious salt & vinegar she sprinkled Yet her perfect skin was hardly wrinkled
Eat up your sprouts she’d say to Rob A goal for each one, a proper job! And that day, she made me cry By telling me we ate toe nail pie!
Sweet ‘Eskimo kisses', ‘butterfly ones’ too A tennis fanatic through & through The Queen of ‘sayings’ who loved her food A little naughty and sometimes rude
If wit were s**t she was a pile of manure Waste not want not - that’s for sure A f**t in a colander and the bees knees None so blind as those that cannot see
‘Every little helps’ some know the rest Margaret’s sense of humour was the best Strong and stoic, stubborn as a mule Yet, never mistaken for anyones fool!
So Margaret, Maggie, Magsy, Mum Lets finish off what we have begun Be good, be careful or buy a pram Today you go out with a bang!
Venture up the wooden hill To the place called ‘Lie a down’, where you will Be with family, friends & all your kin A place of peace, your final lottery win
We whisper quietly 'nighty night’ Sleep tight, legend Margaret ‘Mind the bugs don’t bite ‘